Containment Procedures for the Uncontainable

Standard Procedure 1: Don't Panic Emergency Procedure 2: Call a Lawyer

Specialized Containment Procedures:

For situations that require a more...unconventional approach:

Containment Vessel Panic Button

Advanced Containment Procedures:

For the truly, utterly, and completely uncontainable:

Quantum Entanglement Neural-Net Shielding

Experimental Containment Procedures:

For those who dare to push the boundaries of containment:

Time-Space Reversal Gravitational Warp